Here’s your sneak peek for the week:

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See you all at 7:30!

If you’re looking for clues for tonight’s show, you’re looking in the wrong place. You’re just a few lines too high, look down below to find them.

Clue #1: If I’m ever sworn in as VP, I plan to be drunker than AJ.

Clue #2: Watch this video

Q: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre.

Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a diarrhetic prostitute?
A: The oyster shucker shucks between fits…

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, but I’m not sure how they’d get in there.

Thus concludes this edition of Stephen’s Slightly Offensive One-Liners. Tune in next time for more laughs, more groans, and possibly a pun or two!

Anyway, if you’ve gotten this far, that probably means you want some clues. Well, too bad, you’re not getting any today, suckas!

Okay, so that was just a joke, I would never deny you of your sweet sweet clues. Look down below for those clues you so desperately seek.

CLUE #1: Even with the voice, they’re still hot.

CLUE #2: What can I say? I’m a sucker for classic paintings done in Lego.

Luckily for you guys, I’m not feeling very original today, so I won’t make you have to bother with reading any stupid little blurb here. Just check your clues below and be done with me for the day.

Clue #1: Remember when that 300 million dollar James Cameron movie got cheap and used this font for it’s subtitles? Hilarious.

Clue #2::

If I told you I was writing this while sitting on the toilet, would you believe me? Would you think I was disgusting? Well, don’t worry, because that’s definitely not where I am right now.

Anyway, down below you will find your clues for tonight, whether you’re playing at TAPS House of Beer, or either of our Fox and Hound shows, either Westheimer or Willowbrook. Look at them, research them, do whatever you have to do to ensure that you get the two corresponding questions right tonight, because every question counts! Good luck, and we look forward to seeing you all.

Clue #1: Watch this video

Clue #2: Watch this one too! (you’d be amazed at how many videos there are of dogs singing along with this song)

Hey, Hendrick’s Pub patrons, stop checking out my ass. Start checking out your clues, down below.

Clue #1: Watch the video below.

Clue #2: Do the same thing you just did, but with this video.

As always, good luck and thanks for playing Houston’s best live trivia experience.

Hey, Hendrick’s Pub patrons, stop checking out my ass. Start checking out your clues, down below.

Clue #1: Watch the video below.

Clue #2: Do the same thing you just did, but with this video.

As always, good luck and thanks for playing Houston’s best live trivia experience.

Happy Hump Day! In addition to marking the “just beyond the halfway mark” of the work week, it also happens to be the one night of the week where you can compete in Houston’s BEST trivia night experience in three different locations, three different parts of town!

TAPS House of Beer on Washington at 7:30pm
FOX and HOUND -Willowbrook at 7pm
FOX and HOUND – Westheimer at 7pm

Without further ado…here be your clues! Oh yeah…and the clues this week are NOT so obvious. For that reason, I’m going to tell you the quarter in which these will apply. You’re welcome. Guess I’m getting soft in my old age!

Clue #1 (for Q3):

Clue #2 (for Q2): See Video below!

Got an awesome rap in the clues today. The video is so awesome, it doesn’t even need to be a clue for you to be thankful for it. So that makes it doubly awesome. You know what else is doubly awesome? Pictures of geometric shapes!!!

So you’re all in for a treat. See you at 7:30pm!

Clue #1: See photo below!

Clue #2: see video below!

Okay folks. For the lucky few of you who know where and when to go for our FREE clues for EVERY show, enjoy! For those of you who won’t read this….sucks to be you!

Clue #1: See image below!

Clue #2: See video below!